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The Woofbuzz Index

June 30, 2011

chance that one of us is thinking about Nerd rope: 1 in 2
chance that one of us is eating a Nerd rope: 1 in 5
number of Nerd pieces on a Nerd rope: ???
number of hours in a day we spend thinking about snacks: 19
number of hours in a day we sleep: whatever
chance that where we’re sleeping isn’t our house: 1 in 5
days of last month that we stayed up past 4 am: like, 6?
chances of one of those days coinciding with payday: 1 in 3
number of dollars in both our our bank accounts: -45
price of a glass of punch from The Drink, in dollars: 5
number of minutes it takes to drink that glass of punch: 3
number of times we’ve made sangria this summer: 0
amount of sense this makes: 0
ratio of Christie’s tan to mine: 4 to 1
ratio of Christie’s resemblance to Cleopatra after hair color: 1 to 1
percentage of regret I have about cutting all my hair off: 25
number of times cooler my neck is in the summer than yours: 234098
percentage of regret I have after thinking about that: 0
days it will take for my hair to reach my butt: 1460 (really. really.)
number of hours in a day we spend thinking about hair and nail polish: 4
chances that Christie’s nail polish is Nerd-colored: 1 in 2

we need it

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. christie young permalink*
    June 30, 2011 6:07 pm

    i really wish i could leave a picture comment because right now my hands looks like the grape/strawberry box of nerds, but maybe that’s because i got a handful of nerds after i spilled glue all over my hands.

  2. June 30, 2011 6:50 pm

    While I’m tempted to ask if you can provide p-values for these figures, I’m somewhat more concerned about your nutrition. Are healthier snacks like cactus jerky unavailable in your ‘hood?

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