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April 5, 2011

In honor of poetry month, and because Christie and I are v. interested in lay macabres, we’ll be featuring poets who died in peculiar ways.  First up! The Brontë sisters! All of them died in weird ways! Except Anne! She was just sickly!

-Maria and Elizabeth (coulda been poets, y’all) died at 10 and 11 years old, respectively, after going to a shitty boarding school where they were beaten and neglected.
-Charlotte is thought to have died from dehydration and malnourishment after barfing too much during pregnancy.
-Emily might have died from drinking water contaminated by runoff from the graveyard. So gross.

Can’t tell if this is funny or not.

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