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Hisssssss spit! spit! spit! hissssss strike!

March 29, 2011

A riddle: What looks like an Egyptian cobra and can kill an elephant in three hours and a human in 15 minutes and is probably slithering down Lexington Avenue?

Answer: The Egyptian cobra who can kill an elephant in three hours and a human in 15 minutes and who escaped from the Bronx Zoo!

say my name, say my name

Get out your flutes, y’all, and work on your flirting.  You’re gonna have to charm this guy out of killing you.

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5 Comments leave one →
  1. March 29, 2011 9:48 pm

    I like his Twitter account. http://twitter.com/#!/BronxZoosCobra

    • March 29, 2011 10:00 pm

      #snakeonthetown !!!!! so almost cute! chris, teach me how to be better at the internet.

      • March 30, 2011 7:43 am

        Do you have a Tumblr? It seems like a service both you and Christine would enjoy. It might also introduce you to more weird stuff on teh Internets. My Tumblr is:
        http://mcchris.tumblr.com/

  2. christie young permalink*
    March 30, 2011 10:39 am

    are you blog cheatin on me with someone named christine?!?

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