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Y’all watch out, he’s gonna snatch up the youngins!

March 9, 2011

Discovery News’ use of the present tense in their headline is probably pterrifying all our brethren, sistren, mothren and fathren down south.

The flying beasty Pterosaur (whose name is Texanly pronounced “pee-tare-oh-sore”) took his last plunge some 89 million years ago in the Dallas suburbs. He bought a 2-bedroom KB Home in the appropriately-named Ancient Bear Dog Run subdivision, just past the Bed Bath & Beyond but if you get to the Applebee’s you’ve gone too far.

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