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Wind blows

March 9, 2011

Y’all are sitting ducks, I’m the only goose standing
I set the world on fire, piss on it, put it out
Stick my dick in a circle, but I’m not fucking around motherfucker
I’ll show you pussy footin, I’ll kick a bitch in the cunt
Til it makes her queef and sounds like a fucking whoopy cushion
-Eminem, ‘Cold Wind Blows’

I’m really passionate about how much I hate wind. It is the dumb weather. It gives you headaches and makes your skirt fly up and around your head, showing passersby your butt & business. It makes your hair smell weird. It cuts through all your clothes in order to erode the core of your being. It is hard to light cigarettes in the wind.

WIND TOSSES THIS DUCK FAMILY AROUND LIKE THEY ARE MADE OF, OF, OF, FEATHERS.

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One Comment leave one →
  1. nazanin permalink
    March 10, 2011 10:49 am

    i hate the wind!!!! (sorry sailors)

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